Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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