How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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