Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
