I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
