I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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