she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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