OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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