is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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