I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
