It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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