Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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