nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
