Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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