So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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