just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It all started with a game of naked twister.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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