i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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