If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Randomize
