Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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