butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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