Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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