Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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