He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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