Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
the liver wants what the liver wants
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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