with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
