Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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