So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
high people should be assigned attendants
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Randomize