they need to just BURY HIM!
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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