Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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