i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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