we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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