The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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