We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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