don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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