Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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