3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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