whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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