So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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