you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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