Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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