: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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