What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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