i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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