Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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