She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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