This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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