just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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