Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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