I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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