I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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