All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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