Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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