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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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