I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
meet me or not, i'm out of control
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
God, I missed his penis.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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