stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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