did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Randomize