I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Is it penis luge time yet?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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