Nicole vs. Life
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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